Great Grand GILF

A GILF but greater and grander

“Damn, Steve’s Great Grandma is a Great Grand GILF!”
“Derek, she died last week.”

by A Kasrkin June 8, 2023

Gilfed

When you find out that you're a brand new grandmother. But you or your son (a daughter would know) didn't even know your grandchild even existed. The baby mama either knew it or didn't know, but the fact remains: you got Gilfed.

Brand New Grandma: I just found out my son has a daughter.

Online (& soon to be Offline) Friend: You just got Gilfed.

by tribeofwriters August 9, 2024

Gilfing

Ghe act of peeing on a piece of ham and forcing it up your partners hole.

Im gilfing currently.

by Sidekick41 March 18, 2024

Gilf

A Gilf is your best friend that spoils you and gives anything you ask for

Hey, I have a gilf

by Its_Hoodie07 June 26, 2022

Gilf

A grandmother I would like to fuck

Damn bro, your grandma is a gilf

by Thrilling August 28, 2022

GILF

A term playing off of MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) except the G stands for one of many things: Grandmother, Grandfather, Girl, or Guy. As such it can be used as a gender neutral term.

"Damn that dude is such a GILF, I'd pay money for a piece of that change"
OR
"Holy shit that old lady must bathe in the fountain of youth, totally a GILF"

by MichealRaphone September 1, 2022