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J. Finch.

J. Finch. is an amazing, strong, smart, and a "boy mom". Loves 5 bottles of wine while doing her taxes. She loves people who show up and do the things they need to do. So if you come across a J. Finch. always try your best! Because she will reward you with desert!
Teacher: I need someone to do there work.
me: get a J. Finch.
by oopsloops123 July 18, 2020
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finch

lame sarcasm, never funny, too stoned to grasp a moment. everything that is good and bad about rock music.
by mother of problems September 4, 2003
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Finched

A term to describe misfortune, usually associated with an employer or workplace abuse or organizational betrayal
I put in all this extra work and they gave the position to someone else! I've been finched
by TheTipOfTheDagger July 20, 2022
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finching

the action of talking about a significant other or loved one. could also be the action of traumadumping unwantedly
i am finching about my boyfriend, spencer reid.
i finched in the groupchat
can i finch about my significant other?
by jadeth_ September 28, 2022
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finching

finch•ing
/ˈfïnchiNG/
adverb
1.
a “finch” is a person that wants all of the attention on them at all times and complains when it isn’t. also watches Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) an unhealthy amount. has an obsession with spencer reid and spencewuah. this is a negative finch, you trauma dump and be annoying as hell.

2.
the action of becoming finch. you talk about your significant other in an intense way. there is a thick line between actually being finch and finching. this is a positive finch because people want to hear. most used.
“CAN YOU FINCH PLEASE.”
“CAN YOU?”
“I’VE BEEN FINCHING SINCE YESTERDAY.”
NO YOU HAVEN’T”
by iovelupin September 28, 2022
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Atticus Finch Effect

Someone who ages rapidly and becomes heavily unattractive by the time they’re 40-45. Their peak age of attractiveness is 16-30. It’s an unfortunate disorder which commonly occurs in smokers and white men.
“Have you seen how Gregory Peck looks after his apperance in To Kill a Mocking Bird? He’s for sure gone through the Atticus Finch Effect.”

“Damn, I thought Paul McCartney from The Beatles was called the ‘cute Beatle’ for a reason. But now you can really see the Atticus Finch Effect in him.”

“Your mom has gone through the Atticus Finch Effect, she looks like shit now.”
by VixenCloud October 17, 2022
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