chode features

someone who is very fat/obese and their face is wider in length than it is long.

OMG look at "smithys" chode features!

by helen chode smith January 2, 2011

Anti-features

When a company removes features and markets it as innovation.

By retaining the same look and recycling design, we're introducing new anti-features, by reducing even more features than last year, and introducing even more premium pricing, we are bringing the latest innovation to the masses.

-Tim Apple

by Lewd1 July 20, 2019

Group featuring old people.

A group filled with teens who think they are older than they actually are.

They are also messed up in many more ways than one.

This Group featuring old people. is odd.

by That one weirdo November 26, 2019

Killer feature

A really awesome feature that makes a product stand out from the competitor's products.

A killer feature of PureTools. This ingenious device is three products in one.

by PureKnowldege December 27, 2017

Feature creep

Feature creep means too many unwanted features that clearly don't fit the original design and/or purpose.

Elari KidPhone 3G is a kids' smartwatch, it already had shitty battery life, but they added a MP3 player! That's some of the wildest feature creep I've ever seen in a firmware update!

by krazzyfяeak February 27, 2020

Suprise feature

When a programmer is fucking done with bug fixing. So they start calling bugs "suprise features" instad of fixing them. Usually game bugs, for example the bug in skyrim that makes you walk through walls counts as a suprise feature.

A: "Hey i found this bug that makes you walk though walls."
B. "It's not a bug. It's a suprise feature!"

by DopeNopeRopePope March 16, 2020

big butler featuring mitchell

Work hours with a wip

Have you seen big butler featuring Mitchell grafting like 2 sea hoursez

by Hdhdjdhdg November 15, 2020