van doink

A celebration after having had sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex (doink). 'Van' suggesting timeframe (post act) as well as the act of celebration.

"Yes! I just tapped that gash" Josh van doinked

by Dora Stewart April 28, 2008

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dip doink

An airhead; someone with no brain who makes you want to scream and punch them in the face.

"Ugh, she is such a dip doink."

by RoseyPantalones June 14, 2015

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Royally Doinked

When a home boy has too many doinks and starts saying irrelavent yet seemingly funny things.

Home boy 1: Yo Jerome, you good dawg?
Home boy 2: Nah boy I'm royally doinked
Home boy 1: whatchu mean
Home boy 2: how the hell they fit a whole watermelon in a can?

by Vanilla jello puddin pops July 14, 2019

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Doink

In addition to being a fat joint typically enjoyed in Amish, “doink” is also a word commonly used to describe a large magic mushroom.

1. Currently smoking a fat doink. Wish I was in Amish...*sigh*

2. If your looking to trip, my homie Greg grows some straight up doinks, man. Hit him up!

by GoldenIris November 27, 2019

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A newer generation of the word thoink typically meaning a joint or blunt that appears to be on the thicker side.
A real doink can be anywhere from 2 to 5 grams of marijuana, but depends on the viewer.

Damn now that’s a doink.

Nick typically only smokes doinky pack.

by ssssssshhhhhhh December 5, 2019

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