Dicked Down Syndrome

Temperamental shift in females caused by increased testosterone levels stemming from big dick driven polyamory and excessive sexual intercourse. Leads to a reduced ability to pair-bond and leads to a shift in sexual selection choices (from "preference seeking" to agreeableness and stability). Tell me that I'm fucking wrong though shit-brains.

Iam "Did we do one on Dicked Down Syndrome already?"

Hym "Hmm? No... I don't think so..."

Iam "Then how did predictive text know that 'ability to' would be followed by 'pair-bond'?"

Hym "Hahaha! Even the predictive text knows it's true!"

Iam "We must have used that line before..."

Hym "I'm surprised we haven't used 'big dick driven polyamory' until now. Seems like we've been sitting on that on for a while. Just like the $10 and hour whore! Bah dum tss! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!"

Iam "I'm serious though. If only 3% of the population have 'dark triad traits' and we don't know why women are attracted to them; how for you account for the other 7-17% of men who are hyper-attractive to women?"

Hym "You account for it with big fat cocks. They're attracted to 'dtt' because sometimes people with 'dtt' have fat meaty dongers and your daughter loves it. Hahahaha!!!"

Iam "I mean isn't it strange that he never asks what the commonality is between the hyper-successful men with 'dtt' and those without?"

Hym "Remember how she started crying when we called her a $10 whore to her face? HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2022

Yes in a down syndrome voice

When someone says yes but like they are missing chromosomes

"YEEEEEESSSSSSS"
"oh no hes doing yes in a down syndrome voice"

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome

A disease caught by picking up too many cards in UNO when playing by the rule "Pick up until you can put down" when needing a card.

Michael:"I Change colour to Blue"
Nick: "Darn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
John: "Oh damn."
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: (picks up card)
Ash: Bro he's got Pick-up-till-put-down Syndrome!
Nick: (picks up card)
Nick: Finall-wait nevermind.

by NinjaSlayer_936 January 1, 2021

Down Stockholm Syndrome

Down Stockholm Syndrome is a term of definition used to define societal dysfunction, The term "Down Stockholm Syndrome" is commonly found in causal reform advisory glossaries that are politically incorrect and unfair to nice people in that way.

A term that could be unfair to nice people who suffer enough categorisation already.

Post industrial society got a bad case of "Down Stockholm Syndrome" efforts to form a penal civilisation failed miserably.

"Why are they headless hen pecker dancing?" Asked Pip "oh they are just trying to form a little penal hierarchy" Said a passing Cyclist.

by Causal Reformative January 11, 2025

down syndrome nigel

the retarded kid at in class who always had snot running into his mouth

down syndrome nigel breaks stupidity world record

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025

Phantom Down Syndrome

When somebody doesn’t have Down Syndrome but they look like they should

Bella Ramsey and Halle Bailey have Phantom Down Syndrome

by Sexier Boomhauer April 24, 2025

Down Syndrome

Also known as Trisomy 21. With 23 pairs of chromosomes, a person with Down Syndrome (i.e., a retard) has an extra 21st chromosome, causing several physical and mental defects. Usually easily recognized due to the retarded shape of their face and the clueless, happy expression on their face. These poor brain-dead sacks of sweaty garbage might be able to hold down a job as a greeter at Walmart, but this is about as high up the corporate ladder that these circus freaks typically go.

"Oh my god, did you see that dipshit window-licker trying to parallel park a shopping cart? What a down syndrome, fat fucking gay retard, fucking just dumbass stupid fucking loser. Let's kill him. I'll drown his ass, what a fucking puke piece of shit."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 2, 2025