cucumber fifi

sex toy made by cutting off the ends of a cuccumber and scraping a nice hole out of the center you nuke it till it warm fill with crisco and have at it

i fuck my cucumber fifi before bed each night

by idiotcircus August 31, 2004

Salted Cucumber

Dick

Sylvia really likes Chris's salted cucumber, but the doctors are really concerned about the sores

by Salted Cucumber August 17, 2016

Artic Cucumber

Is a condom filled with human feces frozen to your pleasure. The artic cucumber is then inserted into your partners anus for pleasure and reward.

gosh it's hot today .......how about a nice refreshing artic cucumber!

by S&P23 December 14, 2016

we're in a cucumber

When you just want to be different from the people using "we're in a pickle"

Friend 1: what do you want to talk about?
Friend 2: I don't know.

Friend 1: looks like we're in a cucumber.

by Snoopy dog ggg December 20, 2015

Goth Cucumber

Another name for a cactus.

How much for the Goth Cucumber?

by Carla SoSassy September 2, 2019

Cucumber Witch

Someone who performs various feats often though unattainable by humans, but scares easily like a cat with a cucumber.

Person 1: How did she even do that? How did she guess that stuff?
Person 2: I don't know, I guess Bouchardino is just a cucumber witch.

by cucumber whore June 18, 2017

Cucumber encumberer

A more esoteric term for "cock blocker" derived from the term "encumber: to restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult." and "cucumber: a hard pickle, and pickle means penis."
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.

"Jenny's crazy roommate who adopted 4 cats and hates men probably fingers herself to encumbering my cucumber like it's a fucking hobby. I just want a piece of Jenny!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"

by omfgireallydontcare August 16, 2016