Crock-potted

To be turned on slowly, over time

Angie told her husband, "You can't turn me on like a light-switch, I need to be crock-potted"

by Blendina Josephina July 18, 2016

crock pot poop

The act of holding in your poop for an extended period of time allowing it to slowly "stew" inside...

Man that was a big crock pot poop I just had!!! I've been holding that in all day!!!

by Naughtynurse0813 November 1, 2015

crock rot

When a persons private area goes unwashed for days it results in a foul odor

I.e. It's been cooking for awhile like in a crock pot

Today at work Shawn smelled like crock rot.

by Delicious dee November 9, 2015

Crock pottin

To leave a large turd in the toilet for an extended period of time allowing it to become liquified and odorous.

Upon my return from vacation I discovered I had forgotten to flush the toilet and left a turd crock pottin for the entire 3 weekend.

by Jbw0231 June 25, 2019

Crock Pottin'

When you slow down, set the emergency brake, turn on the hazards and slow cook that pussy til the meat falls off the bone.

I ended up crock pottin' my girl the other night because she tries to hurry me.

by Pierced69 November 18, 2019

Crock pot

Not what you think but instead highly astounding

Crock pots just have yet to build factual claims in rebuke of an evidencial stance supporting a philosophical model made from reasoning with causation factors limiting the scope of the argument as non circular.

by Merry Mage November 23, 2019

Crock pot

When you gape a womans ass and put multiple types of drugs in her ass and stir it with your cock.

Yo, that hoe let me crock pot her last night!

by StickyRickyDicky May 27, 2019