Cris

Slang for a packet of crisps in the Yorkshire area

"Oh can you pass me a packet of cris man"

by Tom_Tom_Chris February 2, 2022

Cries

Expression of pain and sorrow

EngKlewFoang cries when he was caught of his wrong doing.

by FattyHawFong July 25, 2021

Cries

Expression of sorrow, grief

Two fat boy cries after found guilty.

by FattyHawFong July 27, 2021

Cris

Usually a mentally ill person who likes anime and makes a big deal about it. It's calling is mostly weird sounds randomly placed around the day and is various in nature. Will stare or do a pose if spotted and doesnt talk that much. Will reference anime on a minute basis and uses things seen on there to use as moves when attacked or threatened.

Person: *walks around forest and hears noises, walking further seeing a person bonking their head against a tree* hi?
Cris: *turns around freezing in place and stares you down*
Person: o...okay

Cris: *starts naruto running towards you*
Person: *screams*

by Yabiiiiiiitch September 21, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Cris’s Fault

When something goes wrong

We lost at the pockies Cris’s fault

by Crisfault May 14, 2021

Cris

An alternate spelling of the word, “Crizz.”

If there’s anything I love more than an orgasm, it’s to cris.

by c12341231 August 29, 2024