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Cranberry Johnson

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson
by Cranberry Johnson May 30, 2018
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cranberry loaf

A pale-ish golden piece of shit the size of a Entenmann's All Butter Loaf with cranberry like shaped leftovers...
Yo, Dan just left a cranberry loaf in the guest bathroom...
by Joker078 December 20, 2017
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cranberry

The word cranberry refers to a person who has a pencil in his/her hand and feels the need to eat it.

This is often, and almost always results in a satisfied tummy.

The feeling began when a boy named Harry Butts, 4th grader, starring in the famous TV show, The Butts' Show, was writing an essay in his history class, and then suddenly his pencil breaks. He finds that the sound of the breaking of lead makes his stomach hungry. He wasn't hungry, of course, but his stomach has no race-not Italian, Mexican, or Greek-and finally decided that it was time to start a race of it's own. The stomach took over Butts' brain, and began to thrust it down his throat. He managed to fit it down is unrealistically wide throat, and when it reached his belly, the pencil dissolved in the acid of his stomach, and Butts got in trouble for the urgent need. He got an F on his essay, and he went to ISS, OSS, and got a counselor, and in each he ate every pencil in sight. That is how it all began.
"That guy is a REAL cranberry! No wonder why he never has a pencil!"
by Doom_Space December 25, 2017
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Cranberry Dream

When a girl begins her period while sleeping and stains the sheets.
Dammit! I had another cranberry dream last night!
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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cranberry popsicle

The act of sexually licking a freshly-bloodied tampon
"I gave Chad a cranberry popsicle last night and he licked it CLEAN."
by joemama4206942069 November 10, 2020
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Carpet cranberry

When a girl flicks her bean so hard it bleeds or when a girl is on her period and you decide to flick the old bean anyways
Damn Nevin last night I was with Lucy and she had a carpet cranberry
by Jimmyhat November 24, 2020
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Cranberry blast

When a girl has her period and cums all over your dick
have you ever had a cranberry blast? It's tasty
by Tjsanallover October 7, 2017
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