crap-a-cola

A fictional brand of soft-drink marketed and branded as the "in-drink" for people who are extremely lame. 1. If used in association with a person's name, it means that person is lame or a douchbag. 2. If used to refer to a beverage being consume at the time of use, it means the drink is of poor quality or suck.

1. Hey Zach, why don't you put down your crap-a-cola, finish your sandwich, and get the hell out of my house!

2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.

by poopstain devon May 10, 2008

Kmart Cola

A girl who is so mundane and generic she has lost all originality and is exhausting to be around.

That girl only could talk about her sorority and her favorite hairstyle, she's so kmart cola

by Mellow fellow September 25, 2014

Coco-Cola

Coca cola that has been infused with cocaine, just like the first bottle of coca cola made.

AL: Hey man, you promised you get me that coco-cola. You got it?
Jo: Yep, i got the extra powder in there too. And its still carbonated.

by Sadboy supreme June 23, 2018

Cola syndrome

Not knowing where you are, what you are, who you are, etc

Cop: you killed 76 people!

Culprit: huh?

Cop: tell it to the judge

Culprit: where? Huh?

Cop 2: I think they have cola syndrome

by Toasted Cherry March 30, 2019

Evening Cola

A whiskey and cola after 5pm

After a hard day at work I like having amd evening cola.

by Blitza March 20, 2017

titty cola

Carbonated titty milk used commonly at birthday parties or other special events

Fuck that titty cola at Brett's 5th birthday party was good!

by TittyColaLover June 19, 2017

Cola fuck

When you put mentos under your foresking and then put your dick inside cola bottle.

100% orgasm!

"Dude that bottle of cola looks so gorgeous! I wish I had my mentos with me, so I could cola fuck it!"

by fractalledInside May 23, 2016