churn

To abandon, not show up, or otherwise decline an invitation or plans. One can also churn after previously being present by leaving early.

Is Greg still coming out with us to the club? Nah, Greg churned last minute.

by Churnobyl November 7, 2024

Churning the Butter

When your don't wipe your ass and shove a massive dido filled with cum and stir it around while masturbating at the same time till you orgasm from both sides.

Sam was horny so he churning the butter

by Striker2701 November 30, 2024

Churn

In Charleston South Carolina it’s, “child” “kids” “YN” “children”

Damn, look at them churn acting up! Gon have to knock one of em”

by Rowdy Rich July 3, 2025

Homeboy Butter Churn

When you give yourself a buttermilk enema (and keep it in) and let one or more homies churn it into butter via anal sex

"guys make sure you RSVP for the Homeboy Butter Churn this weekend, I need to know how many bottles of buttermilk to get"

by PhatSphoincter September 24, 2025

Green Bay booger churn

The act where a woman lactates on a man’s penis then picks her nose and his and puts the boogers inside the man’s penis before sucking it to the point of carpet burns

Matt: She Green Bay booger churned me!

by Sex lover 696742031 November 3, 2025

Ski Churning

The use of two hands to churn two seperate sticks simultaneously.

Man, I loved Ski Churning John and Doe the previous night.

by Highlander9669 December 11, 2025

Stinky churn

A woman uses her partner’s shit as shower gel and gets it washed off with her partner’s piss. The shit/piss solution is collected and poured into her gaped ass hole. The man then pounds her anal with no mercy.

I gave my wife a stinky churn last Wednesday.

by Swanno1472 January 2, 2026