Cat

A hairy living thing. That has bad breath. (Yes Aaron i am looking at you.)

Cat aaaaaaron.

by AHHHAHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHH June 12, 2020

Cat

UK road man slang, a cat is basically a drug dealer or a plug

Cee don't do no fraud I trap say yo to the local cat

by Pussyeater85 December 28, 2022

Cat

Not a dog

This not a dog, this is a CAT(not a dog)

by Not Dog October 30, 2019

Cat

A living organism that can either be a fluffy boi or a demon sent from hell to tourment you

My cat hates you

by Jolteon the number 1 October 30, 2019

Cat

A small fuzzy creature with razorblades for feet. They tend to be spoiled assholes who expect everything from humans.

Person 1: Did you hear about that cat?
Person 2: Oh, yea. He's such an asshole.

by Sh4d0w_B14d3s November 5, 2019

Cat

A god.

Some people say they own a cat but that actually they're the cats slaves.
Some people say cats die but truly they simply teleport.

Some people say cats aren't vicious they're wrong.

A cat can do anything.

S

Guy: your cats nice.
Me: HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST A CAT CAN BE OWNED.

by Goodgoodgoodgoodgoodgood November 13, 2020

Cat

Your future overlord.

"Our supreme leader, Oreo the cat, has a bounty for your life that I'm going to collect."

by just 4 cats in a trench coat November 17, 2020