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a guy that a girl called jasmine likes
jasmine ur a simp for Callum
by mara. October 29, 2020
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noun: any retarded kid in your school that says excelesior and has a sexy rat-tail.
that fagget over there is the worlds biggest callum
by mr. polycronopolus October 13, 2007
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callum

A guy who is seemingly perfect, smart, sweet, funny but not the best looking. You will go out with him and find him to be more interested in hanging out with his other friends (ex-girlfriends) than you.

After you break up you will find him to be vindictive and will try to get at you every chance you can.

Usually frigid and most people will believe him to be gay.
My boyfriend hasn't kissed me yet! He's such a callum
by Hennahotties93 August 6, 2011
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talks about his money and jetski and fucks little kids
callum is gay
by callum buttress May 2, 2018
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Loves suckin dick but never had it done himself
Callum begs it mush and chats shit
by badmanriddimbled February 10, 2012
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he always thinks he is extremely sexy and will never get over girls. he doesnt accept that he will never grow. and will never get loved by a girl named chloe. he is a midget. he doesnt apriciate the girls who acctually like him and is so self involved. never trust a callum
callum is a bad midget not sexy human
by luke parish January 24, 2018
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Callum Machan

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.
"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"
by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019
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