COULTER

An infected, inflamed, and swollen anal gland secreting unusual amounts of puss

The single most painful and unpleasant experience on earth is having a coulter

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Ann Coultering

According to CollegeHumor The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge 2, Ann Coultering is the act of taking a shit while standing up. Because of an unbelievably tight butthole, Ann Coultering result in "spewing shit all over and when you are done, everyone hates you". While Some doctors believe Ann Coultering is medically impossible, others say "No I bet I could do it"

Ann Coultering is now part of the Ann Coulter Challenge, to the detriment of public bathrooms everywhere in the US.

Guy A- Some kid has been Ann Coultering in the Starbucks shitters

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Coulter

Coulter, a tall and very handsome boy who usually has every girl chasing after him. He’s usually really nice and funny, and also has a very deep voice. Coulter is good at different sports like basketball, baseball, and volleyball. He’s pretty quiet at first but once you get to know him he has a really big personality.

Person: “There’s Coulter”

Person 2: “omg he’s so hot”
Person: “for real but he will never go for us”

by Ms. McDonald May 26, 2023

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