birth junkie

A person who can't seem to get enough of anything related to birth. (i.e. stories, photos, videos, etc.)

In high school all Britney could talk about was cheerleading, but now that she has had a baby she has turned into a total birth junkie.

by RustyBuddha August 14, 2010

Reverse birth

Censored for phrase for sex.

Hey sexy why dont you slip in to something more comfortable for this reverse birth.

by Boxcar1996 November 22, 2018

Cowboy birth

A feeling after you’ve had too much steak and Texas toast and had a satisfying, yet massive dump.

“I wouldn’t go in there if I were you, I just had a cowboy birth.”

by Coyboybirther2001 November 10, 2018

Rectal Birth

A strange phenomenon witnessed in 1832 in South Dakota by white settlers who saw an injun give birth to her child out the ass. Also, a death metal band from Upper Darby, PA.

"Is that new baby of yours black?"
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

Steel Birth

An incredibly solid and hard surfaced stool that causes pain when excreted. Often the 'birther' will have to raise his buttocks off the seat,pause to regain breath and pushing power before continuing to heave the beast out.

Gregory's excellent John Wayne walk was partly attributed to the wince inducing Steel Birth he produced in May of '94 and still brought a tear to his eye on recollection.

by Ralism July 24, 2011

Birth Control

A term used to describe something/someone ugly. Can be used to describe a person's face, clothes, or personality.

Jack: Wow, her clothes are major birth control.

Jerry: Yeah so is her face.

by Jennaftw November 21, 2009

birth control

1.) The most horrific thing you could ever find out that your girlfriend was on before you met her if she is your first bareback. The single handed most mentally destructive piece of information a man could ever permanantly burden himself with.

2.) The biggest cause of retroactive jealousy and primal rage known in existence.

Me : Dude my gf told me she was on birth control with her last two extremely long term bfs before I met her, now my mind is plagued with thoughts of semen gushing out of her snatch every time I get near it.

Bystander : dump that cum dumpster?

by poortourcheredsoul October 7, 2010