BMW

An acronym which stands for Big Monsterous Women

She's a fucking BMW

by Legacy HD June 7, 2016

BMW

black mans willey

ohhhh your BMW is huge

by Bmw KING February 10, 2017

BMW

Big Money Waster

My $30,000 Mustang GT smoked that 68 thousand bucks BMW M3 ON TRACK RACING NOT DRAG.

lol with that 70 grand i can buy a 662 hp gt500 and put a some mods on it

by kurtangle December 7, 2012

BMW

Bowel Movement Window: The time of day that you reserve to move your bowels. For some, in the morning.

I can come in to work on weekends after 8am. My weekend BMW is from 6 am to 730 am.

by LeeKim October 7, 2021

BMW

“Blow my weiner”

if a bitch is being a bitch tell her “bmw” and watch her get mad

by took a wok to poland October 10, 2022

BMW

Big Mexican Woman

“wow look at that bmw”
“i don’t see a car”

“no the big mexican woman”

by notmrbeast January 4, 2021

BMW

Basically just a very pretentious car for those people who are slightly richer than the average person, but not actually rich enough to own an italian sports car. They still want to show off the tiny bit of money they have more than the average person, so they drive a so-called luxury car, that's really not much better than the average toyota, just loads more pretentious and snobbish. Mercedes also fit into this category of fake wealth.

There are two types of people who drive this kind of car:
Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms
Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day

And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.

-Look at Sarah, she's driving her brand new BMW!
-Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up.

-Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid.
-Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor...
-Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.

by tiffffffffffffffffffffffffffff March 28, 2013