An Astro-fuck derived from “Astronomical mind fuck” is the process of having your mind blown by a sudden revelation.
“What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’ of a story Kieth!”
“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”
“Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”
“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”
“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”
“Three Doritos stuck together… forming one mega triangle? What an absolute ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“You mean to tell me… you managed to solve that Rubix cube by just using your ears? ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“Brian, that was some good shit my G. A most astonishing ‘Astro-fuck’!”
“That rainbow badger wielding nunchucks ain’t real, Frank… it was just an ‘Astro-fuck’ of a trip”
“Hobnob moment? Na fuck of mate… Kain moment? Na… it was all just a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a moment”
“What a complete ‘Astro-fuck’ of a day”
“I’ll need a lie down after that ‘Astro-fuck’”
by Mr. Shooka-medeek June 17, 2023
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a person who deserves a whole world. they make every second of your life worth. if you'll ever become friends with astro never let them go. they do more than enough just by breathing and just one conversation and you are in love with them. their every word is so angelic and it'll mean world to you. they deserve every piece of happiness, they are the most amazing person i've ever met and if you'll ever get to know them, ik you'll agree.
person 1: hey i heard you know Astro. what do you think about them?
person 2: they're very amazing and special. i love them so much and i will always love them forever.
person 2: they're very amazing and special. i love them so much and i will always love them forever.
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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by Sexy emo October 7, 2021
Get the Astro mug.It's interesting how almost 2 years ago, it was popular to accuse the Astros of cheating and everybody did it, and they became the scapegoat, discrediting their success, but now when just one team does it, the decision to accuse the Astros after their 5th in a row ALCS victory is ill-advised and unpopular, (which is a lot anybody that accuses them now being told to shut up about it already) making anybody who says anything about cheating the scapegoat, and discrediting any success they had against the Astros. 2 years can change a lot of things while nobdy is looking or paying attention.
The Astros cheating scandal went from being something popular to talk about 2 years and everybody was doing it, and the Astros weren't allowed to respond or stand up to the accusations, to now anybody accusing the Astros of cheating is not allowed to stand up to the Astros or say anything. It must have to do with the 50 million people can't be wrong mentality, either way. If that doesn't tell you the game is thrown and the system is rigged before it ever begins, then what does?
by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021
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