Snake shit

When you take a shit and it looks like a snake. But it’s also green because you have celiac disease.

Person 1: I just hade a massive snake shit.
Person 2: damn

by sqaur3d February 9, 2024

When shit hit the floor

As in Putin descending on his coccyx and soiling his pants

putin-reportedly-took-a-big-fall-as-speculation-over-worsening-health-grows. When shit hit the floor

by statinguard December 3, 2022

Shit

The better word for "poo"
The word used if you really gotta take the number 2.

Person 1: OH GOD I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT
Person 2: You can wait
Person 2; WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL

by minty32784932 December 3, 2022

Shit eye

The shit hole, anus, asshole

After i fucked her shit eye my cock was brown, so i foeced her to suck it clean.

by L Unk December 7, 2022

Shit-Velopment

1. When a game developer makes horrible developmental changes to a game.

Guy 1: Hey Epic Games nerfed the pump shotgun!

Guy 2: Hey that’s total shit-velopment

by SuperJetSet December 7, 2022

Shit-boxed

Being barraged by something powerful in a videogame as soon as you spawn in for no reason.

Guy1: *spawns in a random GTA server and gets blown up by a MkII Opressor in under 2 mins*
"Dude! I just spawned in and I already got shit-boxed! this game is so unbalanced!

Guy2: Sounds like a skill issue to me.

by MP_Yamodo Kamodo December 7, 2022

Shitting your dick

When something makes you made
When you're mad

“Don’t talk to me in not in the mood right now”
“Quit shitting your dick”

by decomplex December 9, 2022