Robert Newman

Robert is a social studies teacher at EHS. He's known for crashing out due to misophonia, watching AI presentations, and celebrating Christmas at his annual block party.

Robert Newman just gave me 90 pages of reading, I'm not doing all this.

by benalmon08 December 11, 2025

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Robert Ticklerius

A Sigma boy and R-T legend.

Person 1: I am addicted to watching Robert Ticklerius.
Person 2: Stay like that.

by Necroptosis January 19, 2025

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Roberted

When someone commits an act of petty malice against a coworker.

I've been Roberted!! Someone put soap in my coffee!!

by Ultizz January 20, 2025

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Robert

Boar

Robert is a boar

by anonymous January 31, 2025

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Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

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