Dakota Roberts

The cutest guy ever. His red hair turns me on and makes me horny. I love Dakota Roberts so much.

1: Is that Dakota Roberts?
2: Yes, he's my boyfriend.

by ae90-iuyszcxghjhvc[cv-iucb December 3, 2025

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Cheap Justice Roberts

Nickname among the other Supreme Court Justices for John Glover Roberts Jr. (born January 27, 1955) is an American jurist who has served since 2005 as the 17th chief justice of the United States.

There goes Cheap Justice Roberts again, selling out to Diaper Donald and his MAGAt Republican extremists. Roberts has failed our nation and its laws.

by LaughingAloud December 9, 2025

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Robert Newman

Robert is a social studies teacher at EHS. He's known for crashing out due to misophonia, watching AI presentations, and celebrating Christmas at his annual block party.

Robert Newman just gave me 90 pages of reading, I'm not doing all this.

by benalmon08 December 11, 2025

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Robert

Your stereotypical white teenager
Really handsome white teenager though
Can be a racist sometimes but he just won’t say the n word sometimes
A bit gay and a bit retarded

That white man over there, that’s a Robert

by anonymous November 22, 2021

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The most sexiest Nigga you will ever meet, he go by big dick rob because of his massive cock. Robert loves to get to the money and he is good in bed if you are a big booty black girl you will be lucky to have him

Robert has the best dick ever

by Robert JR November 22, 2021

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