Johnson Machine

Johnson Machine "JOn • sOn • MaShien" is a person that is very good at laying pipe (giving dick)

"yeah miles down the street is a Johnson Machine"

by Miles Got A Boner March 7, 2025

Beaver machine

A sapphic, colloquial term for "furry vagina."

Person 1: "I heard that Cindy never shaves!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she has a crazy beaver machine."

by Beaverenthusiast March 11, 2025

moo machine

another word for cow

if it moos i'll eat it and if that moo machine is lucky enough i'll make it into a tender brisket

by Pseudonyms are great March 12, 2025

Drewing machine

The act of masturbating behind a vending machine.

I couldn’t find a place to cum in school, so I pulled a drewing machine.

by EnergyDrinkConnoisseur March 25, 2025

Drewing machine

The act of beating your dick behind a vending machine.

I couldn’t find a place to cum in school, so I pulled a drewing machine.

by EnergyDrinkConnoisseur March 25, 2025

the washing machine crispy

When you need to match the food to make it crispy.

The food is the washing machine crispy.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023

ATM Machine

A machine that forces you to pay it to get access to your rightfully owned money. Also a popular job career for criminals

"Hey, can we got get Popeyes"

"Hold on, I gotta get money from the ATM Machine first"

by hairy penus May 17, 2023