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Johnson Machine

Johnson Machine "JOn • sOn • MaShien" is a person that is very good at laying pipe (giving dick)
"yeah miles down the street is a Johnson Machine"
by Miles Got A Boner March 7, 2025
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Beaver machine

A sapphic, colloquial term for "furry vagina."
Person 1: "I heard that Cindy never shaves!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she has a crazy beaver machine."
by Beaverenthusiast March 11, 2025
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moo machine

if it moos i'll eat it and if that moo machine is lucky enough i'll make it into a tender brisket
by Pseudonyms are great March 12, 2025
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Drewing machine

I couldn’t find a place to cum in school, so I pulled a drewing machine.
by EnergyDrinkConnoisseur March 25, 2025
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Drewing machine

I couldn’t find a place to cum in school, so I pulled a drewing machine.
by EnergyDrinkConnoisseur March 25, 2025
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the washing machine crispy

When you need to match the food to make it crispy.
by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023
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ATM Machine

A machine that forces you to pay it to get access to your rightfully owned money. Also a popular job career for criminals
"Hey, can we got get Popeyes"

"Hold on, I gotta get money from the ATM Machine first"
by hairy penus May 17, 2023
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