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Shut that damned door

When you open a door and your aunt yells at you to "SHUT THAT DAMNED DOOR" if you didn't close it within a timeframe of 0.0000000000001's of opening the door that was spoken of.
by Shut That Damned Door July 28, 2019
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Door squid

The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid
Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls
by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019
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Knocking on Heaven's Door

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.
"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"
by 😂🤣 November 18, 2019
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a willmans dads door

a willmans dads door is a highly intense and secretive situation
“I went round to Hannah’s last night that was. a Willmans dads door”
by Booland March 23, 2019
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French Door

When you french kiss a girl without touching lips or swapping spit... just slapping tongues on the outside.
I totally didnt make out with Taylor but I gave her the french door
by JDizz Beeyatch April 6, 2019
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Door

Have you seen David's door?
ITS MASSIVE
by mynanhasahugedong April 14, 2019
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The Doors

A bitchin rock band from the late 60s to the early 70s headed by lead vocalist- Jim Morrison, organist- Ray Manzarek, guitarist- Robby Krieger, and drummer- John Densmore. Only had two #1 singles which was Light My Fire and Hello, I Love You, but has mind-blowing tracks such as The End, When the Music’s Over, Love Her Madly, and Riders on the Storm and underrated tracks such as Summer’s Almost Gone, Waiting for the Sun, The Soft Parade, and Hyacinth House. Their popularity was ignited by rebellion as well. Also a great band to listen too while having sex with that special someone.
Me: Black Sabbath and The Doors are the two greatest bands of all time.

Morgan: The Beatles and The Rolling Stones are better.

Me: They are good too but they are for blowing your mind and as for The Doors, your mind is already gone. Furthermore, thats how better The Doors are.
by Girls ❤️ shafts May 22, 2019
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