chopped and screwed

Over with
Not happening

He asked me to front him $600 that shit is chopped and screwed he doesn’t pay anyone back.

by big gheski October 19, 2022

Karate chop

Secret code for a kiss

“I really wanna karate chop jack”
“I know, he’s so cute!”

by Swifty1989 January 7, 2022

Chop

Chop is when you get a fresh fade or haircut

Ayo chase you got a fresh chop?

Hell yea brother!

by BigJ72 January 18, 2022

Chop

This is the Jamaican term for scamming.

Did you chop any money today?

by Jit122 May 14, 2022

Chop

Big dick guy with big dick energy. The only willy you'll ever need to clone is chops willy. He is the scent of death with a body like sex. He will steal your hoes with a smile.

Chop-er-doodle doo will name your dog puppy puppy boo roo roo.

by Mostasteless666 May 24, 2022

chopped

To be high on marijuana/weed

That pen hits dude I'm so chopped rn.

by CoyoteFoolish May 26, 2022

Chop a maloo off the lights

This is a common cult phrase typically used between 79 series landcruiser owners. It translates to "I've had a few beers, and I once sucked off a bloke for $20...can you spare me $20"

While at a 79 series event. All of the 79 series owners stood around in a circle. The guy with the biggest 4 wheeled mortgage says, "I can chop a maloo off the lights". All the 79 series owners line up at the overpriced fuck hut and exchange $20s to suck each other's dicks.

by Harry bartole May 26, 2022