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Chinese Tom

1851....😳😳😳😳😳
Super Idol的笑容
都没你的甜
八月正午的阳光
都没你耀眼
热爱 105 °C的你
滴滴清纯的蒸馏水
Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Ching Chang hanji can't bungee at all kitchen in a doungen I swear I'm gonna bang Paul fool man I'm touching you my momma wasn't lovely I swear I'm gonna bang Paul Chinese tom
by DieInAFireSwine January 24, 2022
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Chinese Tennis

When you and a friend hold hands and slap each other in the back of the hand until one of you can't stand it anymore
Bro 1 1: bro, wanna play Chinese Tennis
Bro 2: What's that

Bro 1: *slap*
by ravenpajamas535 January 30, 2022
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Chinese ending

Censored endings of crime-related films and TV shows appearing in some Chinese VoD platforms, in which the protagonists are arrested and pleaded guilty, the law always win, everyone is happy.
Chinese ending for the film Fight Club:

"Through the clue provided by Tyler, the police rapidly figured out the whole plan and arrested all criminals, successfully preventing the bomb from exploding.

"After the trial, Tyler was sent to lunatic asylum receiving psychological treatment. He was discharged from the hospital in 2012."
by TomChaai January 31, 2022
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Chinese Cocky Bomb

Last night Mr. Jones fell victim to a Chinese cocky bomb.
by fatallymauled September 16, 2021
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Chinese Chadney

Got carried by Chinese Chadney in advanced math again
by Hockeywomen19 September 22, 2021
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Chinese finger trap

When one stretches their foreskin over another's penis fully covering it, imitating a Chinese finger trap.
person1: yo bro lets Chinese finger trap!
person2: no homie you've been watching to man VTubers
by ColeRed2000 September 26, 2021
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Chinese supper

When you pay a girl for sexual activities with a Chinese takeaway
I’ve had a really busy day painting, I’m gonna get a Chinese supper to relax
by Mr Lee Chambers September 26, 2021
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