Dropping egg salad

when you cropdust or fart, and it leaves a terrible, strong, smell that is of egg salad

Matt could not order his food because of the smell

Waitress: And what would you like?
Matt: (coughing) I can't talk...it smells terrible
Waitress: yea, I know, I'm nervous, it's my first day, so I'm dropping egg salad, I'm sorry.
Matt: oh...so it was you...I'll have some tuna
Waitress: sorry, that was me too

by mattmann April 23, 2010

Salad

A time in a man's life where things start to change, and life is never quite the same agian

AHH crap, i just got the Salad agian!

by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004

The German Potatoe Salad

It's when you mix cum, shit, spit, and whipped cream in a vagina and stir/puree it up with your dick scoup it up and make her eat it

the hotest position ever...the german potatoe salad

by The ethnic BAMF$ proffesors November 20, 2009

Grandma's Chicken Salad

the act of feeding a koala cheetos and giving your grandma an orgasm with a nine iron.

Sorry guys I gotta go home and do some Grandma's Chicken Salad.

by bonequisha_kim_nicole January 8, 2012

Chopped Dick Salad

n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.

In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."

(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)

by Socra-dick Method June 11, 2010

salad massacre

when shane and james go into the fridge and see that the lettuce is torn apart which brings tears to our eyes

i went into the kitchen and saw lettuce crying and i said o my god this is a salad massacre

by "theman" September 10, 2006

Texas Taco Salad

Is when you throw up inside your girls vajayjay and you fuck her until your throw up becomes a creamy like substance, then you top it off with your own table cream (semen).

My girl wanted to try something new in bed, so i bust out the Texas Taco Salad on her. She hasnt asked for anything new ever since.

by Taconaire September 14, 2009