two pump king

A mam with poor sexual endurance that they cum after two thrusts.

My boyfriend is a two pump king, I end up masturbating at the end because he didn't make me cum

by SamuelleDeChamplaine November 30, 2023

Lil Pump

'Pumping Out More of the Same Shit.'
- Adam Buckley

Person A: 'You hear the newest Lil Pump song?'
Person B: 'No, as Adam Buckley puts it, he's Pumping Out More of the Same Shit.'

by Meganerd1800 December 4, 2023

filler up on pump 7

It's basically were somebody walks into a gas station on all fours with only a ski mask on and asks the clerk "filler up please!" and 5 big black men come out and fill up all his holes with cum

" That man definitely needs a filler up on pump 7"

by JoeyFi December 12, 2023

PI Decoy Pump Fake

when you pump fake to your fastest receiver to get the referee to check for penalties which was made by Jordan Thomas Cooper.

The University of Wyoming liked the PI decoy pump fake.

by Coop Dupe August 19, 2023

pump action pud pistol

Another term for the male anatomy.

Tonight I think I’m gonna go home and squeeze off a few shots out of the ol’ pump action pud pistol.

by Dr. Shirley August 31, 2023

Pump Station

A space that is always set up and ready for a guy to sit down and masturbate. Often a desk that has everything needed for a good bate session. A Pump Station often includes: a computer that stays at the station always set up and ready to turn on; headphones; lube; poppers; fleshlight/jack-off-sleeve; tissues; cum rags; wet wipes for cleanup; etc.

I just upgraded my pump station. I added a 45" screen, a holder on the side of the desk with three different lubes, and a droor for my cum rags. Now that everything has its place I can be hard and batin' to large screen porn in a matter of 30 seconds.

by elliot_ October 3, 2023

sewer pumping

When you're eating out a dead chick and someone jumps on her stomach!

He was going to town on the corpse we just dug up. So I decided to get the sewer pumping!

by StukaMaduka October 5, 2023