Dude was just chilling in the waiting room when the nurse walked in, the way her thick butt jiggled gave him dirty machinations about all the different ways he’d like to sneak her off to an empty exam room and fuck her senseless, maybe starting with her bent over the tray she kept having to move, ass up high as he slams in deep, or her legs wrapped around him on the table, screaming his name till they both collapse in a sweaty heap.”
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my emptiness has gone away
I just woke up today
eat my corny flakes for you
good morning, how's the weather dear?
my feelings are so clear
I just wanna be with you
doing what you do always
show me how to live
はんでおしたように
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まんまるまんまる
pleasure in every move we make
はんでおしたように
perfect every time
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まいかい
will you lead me straight to paradise?
will you feed me? everything is nice here
かんじがいっぱい
あめがふりたいでしょう
hold me, I'm a pale machine
life is just OK out here
anyone can see
I'm lonely, with my pale machine
eyes will run with tired tears
living like a dream
I'm born anew my fingers
push the buttons thoughts come through now
あかちゃんみたい
ママさまがいっぱいでしょう
my emptiness has gone away
I just woke up today
eat my corny flakes for you
good morning, how's the weather dear?
my feelings are so clear
I just wanna be with you
doing what you do always
show me how to live
はんでおしたように
just a perfect life
まんまるまんまる
pleasure in every move we make
はんでおしたように
perfect every time
まんまるまんまる
まいかい
will you lead me straight to paradise?
will you feed me? everything is nice here
かんじがいっぱい
あめがふりたいでしょう
hold me, I'm a pale machine
life is just OK out here
anyone can see
I'm lonely, with my pale machine
eyes will run with tired tears
living like a dream
I'm born anew my fingers
push the buttons thoughts come through now
あかちゃんみたい
ママさまがいっぱいでしょう
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