Weepy Jerk

1. Noun. When, overcome with sadness, depression, or despair, you jerk off to feel even marginally better.
2. Noun. A masturbatory session that happens to coincide with a sad or depressive episode. Tears may be used as lubricant.

3. Verb. Engaging in definitions 1 or 2.
4. Noun. Someone who's usually an asshole, who happens to be crying at the moment.

1. Overcome with sadness, Noah decided to have a weepy jerk, resulting in his problems not seeming quite so bad after all.
2. While on a marathon jerk session, Thomas recalled a sad moment from his formative years, turning his proud gank into a weepy jerk.

3. Heath weepily jerked for hours, hoping for some change in his mood.

4. -Aw, Eli's crying! -Who gives a shit?! Fuck that weepy jerk!

by Kabouter0 October 31, 2021

Nipple Jerk

When u surgically plant ur penis in some nipples and jizz out of your nipple and feed your “father milk” to the kids.

Hey why is the father milk sour today? Because he nipple jerked on his kids.

by anonymous August 1, 2021

Clean and jerk

Self-pleasuring in the shower.

-Do you need some time to yourself before we go?
-Nah, I got a clean and jerk in earlier.

by tch0rtle August 11, 2021

Vampire jerk

When the blokes all meet up and give and receive a firm gripped hand job in a circular formation and one of the blokes shoots blood and you proceed to pick up the blood.

Old Tod and Brad were at their local all male brothel and then fucking brad let off a vampire jerk.

by Osama .Bin. Laden. June 22, 2021

Nap jerk

When your head drops suddenly from dozing off

I had a mean nap jerk during math class

by Nutzy28282 September 3, 2022

Toilet Jerk

The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.

John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.

Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.

by JT slay November 10, 2022

Jerk

The nickname of a dude who dips across the country and doesnt come back

Yea I heard he/she pulled a jerk I still havent heard from he/she

by FelipeThePig November 10, 2022