vegetable hammer

Extremely blunt knife.

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"That's not a knife; that's a vegetable hammer

by Alan o' Bale October 30, 2025

Hammer Time

Having bad feet. Usually consist of corns, bunions and rough, sand papery, caliouses.

Man shes beautiful and her body is nice but I couldn't go through because she had that hammer time.

by The real Wig Pusha January 2, 2026

Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again

Lo! Lake doth smite the snow with thy tally-wack, and in the selfsame instant mete out chastisement unto the left buttock alone, struck smartly with a belt, all wrought in one singular and dreadful motion.

I'm about to Lake-Effect Snow Belts To Get Hammered Again your mom.

by moneylifeyeet January 16, 2026

Hammer and sickle method

It is where you masterbate and when you cum you smash the cum with the hammer which gets it all over your face and then you use the sickle to “cut off” the cum from your dick

Yo bro I had the best hammer and sickle method ever! It went everywhere!

by The bed method January 16, 2026

Thors hammer

When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock

I finally lifted thors hammer

by I AM THOR THE GOD January 25, 2025

Hammer

Hammers are great. Take them to everything.

Hym "Oh God, I love hammers. You can use them for everything. You can hammer everything. Retards. Jews- NOT SARAH SILVERMAN! Don't hammer that one or I will hammer Elon, take over his company, construct a giant space hammer, and slam it into the planet. Which is probably the best conceivable use for a hammer."

by Hym Iam February 20, 2025

Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025