chip and dip

When you enter a restaurant with the sole intention of eating their complimentary appetizers and leaving.

That place is too expensive, but their chips are amazing. Let's chip and dip?

by Devcon94 January 10, 2020

Green Chip

A Die-Hard well groomed, and well dressed Banker/Broker/Trader/Investor/Wall Street Executive etc. who is also an extremely sexy, unbelievably smart, and exceptionally talented Golfer. He expands the economy, and moves the country forward by conducting MASSIVE AMOUNTS of business deals at his swanky country club either on the Course chipping for eagles, or at the Clubhouse with fine dining. He can, and he will marry the hottest chick around, and have endless threesomes as well as foursomes with her, and will grow old all-together happily ever after until the end of time.

Typical Banker: WOW!!! Look at that Brian go!!! He's bogey free for the entire day, and how about that sweet deal to offer $0 commissions to average Investors on Stocks, Stock Options, and ETFs, just so my brokers can get twice as much cash via increased cash deposits!!! YOU GO BIG BRI!!!

Brian: HA!!! YEAH!!!! And Alex the Shankapottamus just got served BIG TIME!!!

60% of females in this world: OMG!!! Brian that Green Chip guy is SOOOOOOO CUUUUTTTTEEEE!!!!! He's everything I ever wanted in a man!!! A Ganker/Bolfer!!!! We're definitely gonna take him home with us!!! Are you girls getting hot, and steamy yet for an incredible Orgy???

by B-Vee in Stocks January 11, 2020

Vagina Chips

A phrase commonly used among high school students to express a man’s desire for eating pussy or other sexual acts. Sugar babies use this term to describe how addictive their genitalia is to their customers. The slang could be shortened to ‘Chips’ or ‘VC’.

Boy: “I’m in the mood for some Vagina Chips but my girl is abstaining from sex until marriage!”
Friend: “Just go onto a hookup app and look for some VC there, dumbass!”

by Whereismyweave January 13, 2020

Chip

A cool guy, often makes his friends, such as a hypeyboi, cringe. Quite an Australian fellow, he likes to make jokes and draw. He is also and epic gamer.

Oh hey, Chip, that was funny!

by Your Mom, ha ha April 5, 2020

Chip Luge

When you get to the bottom of a bag of chips and just crumbs are left. Then you pull both ends of the bag to make a luge that the chips slide down on into your mouth.

The munchies hit so hard, I killed a bag of chips and finished with a chip luge.

by Awkid April 6, 2020

chip time!!!

when dave gets a bag of yummy yummy chip and eats chip. dave likes to share chips with his pals: gavin, honey bee, bee, kins, possum, gordon, joe, maddie, and more! he even shares with doctor sunshine!

dave said it was chip time!!!
doctor sunshine asked if it was chip time!!!

by davesayschip April 21, 2020

Unseasoned chip

When you are a person of culture, but you don't embrace it.

Janita was from india but she didnt know how to make curry, therefore she was an unseasoned chip.

by Tony john smith April 22, 2020