Green Christmas

Christmas in the absence of snow

I'm Mr. Green Christmas, I'm Mr. Sun!

by QueenieAUbaek December 27, 2022

Christmas Gratification

Enjoying yourself sexually on Christmas as a gift.

I let him have some Christmas Gratification while I wrapped the kids presents.

by Emptychair361 January 5, 2023

christmas sausage

A sausage received on Christmas Eve or Christmas day.

That Christmas sausage could last for several days.

by HillshireFarms November 23, 2018

Christmas Decorations

Lights and inflatables to show your love for Christmas during the holiday season. Mostly ruined by insane people putting their decorations up as soon as Halloween ends or sometimes even earlier.

"I need to put my Christmas decorations up."
"ITS NOT EVEN SEPTEMBER YET"

by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018

Christmas

The holiday we all pronounce wrong, because really, it's called "Jesus Christ Mass". But we pronounce it, "Chris Miss". Are you sure you miss Chris? He was a jerk.

But really, it's the time of year where we captivate trees for our own pleasure, hanging useless objects on it with metal hooks and strings. We receive all the things we don't deserve, and act like we're happy, when really you want to scream because Santa didn't give you what you wanted.

"I really Christmas"
"That doesn't make sense"
"SHUT UP CHRIS! I'M HAVING A BREAKDOWN"

by summer sausage November 25, 2018

Homeward Christmas Fuzzies

the fuzzies you get when you’re cycling or walking homeward during the christmastime, when it’s quickly getting dark and the silent streets feel warm (even though it’s almost freezing).

Mother: "Did you mind walking home this evening?"
Daughter: "No, I got the Homeward Christmas Fuzzies!"

by Ms. Type Writer November 28, 2018

Christmas Pudding

A Christmas pudding is formed when one defecates in a large mound, resembling a pudding, before ejaculating upon it, resembling the icing.

Oh Wow, Barry just left a Christmas pudding on the floor for me to see!

by DaddyKingKongDong December 1, 2018