Brandon

Weirdo dummy who simps for patience

Brandon simps for patience

by Bobbs November 14, 2020

Brandon

A weirdo dummy who simps for patience

Brandon is a simp

by Bobbs November 14, 2020

Awesome (brandon’s definition)

An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.

Hey, (insert name) you’re really awesome (brandon’s definition) .....(loaded with hidden meaning)

by JustB November 17, 2020

Brandon H

A guy who simps over girls who's tinder bios say they eat ass.

Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H

by Glutegorrilabois October 30, 2020

brandon crow

A super amazing guy, usually who has a red wooly beard. Probably a hillbilly. One whose vibes make you want to dosey doe with him at a ho down or a shindig.

He's such a Brandon crow.

by Hgfdz November 2, 2020

Brandon

Brandon Is A Very Awesome Name. If your name is Brandon then you soulmate is always a Jenica.

Brandon is super cool and He started dating Jenica in 7th grade and now they’re married!

by GoofyTheGreat November 4, 2020

Brandon mazza

Likes to believe he is the mastermind and leader of the group but is just the discord admin. Also had most likely completed 100% of 75 games and watches over watch tournaments in ironically

Boss - Hey Chuck I’m giving you a promotion
Chuck - who made you the boss here
Boss - Wow your really being a Brandon Mazza today

by Cool person 69420 January 3, 2021