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Dry BJ

A blowjob given after consuming a sleeve of saltine crackers.

Also known as "cracker barrel" "cracker chowder" and "cottonmouth bj"
"Man, my lady gave me a dry bj last night that had me chowdering in seconding."
by SparkleSmartyPants June 23, 2018
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dry ice

dry ice (noun) (adj) (pronoun) (verb) a situation or a person that needs to be repair correctly but like a fridge that needs to replaced or purchasing a new one you just place a little "dry ice" into it instead of resolving the situation and making the situation "right its the quick fix. can describe a person on the rebound ie: not looking for a good close relationship, just something to tide you over, like a rebound. Basically a quick fix and not resolving the problem.
"my girlfriend just gave me the boot, so I am looking for a little dry ice" in the meantime. or ""My husband does not want to talk about his issues so, we are just putting a little "dry ice " on it for the meantime. This girl was just like "dry ice" to me util my girlfriend comes back to me. Nothing serious.
by SUSAN VOLKOFF August 6, 2018
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Dry Horse

Yeah the date went OK! My fanny is in bits but he is a bit of a dry horse.
by The Driest Horse August 21, 2018
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Beat dry

When you beat your hair with the towel to make it dry
Emma beat dryed her hair after she was done showering
by Steamy25 January 22, 2019
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Dry Docking

Shitting in a toilet with no water, sometimes on purpose, sometimes in extreme emergencies resulting in a total blow out.
ROUMUS HAD TO SHIT SO BAD AND THE HARBOR WAS DRY SO HE HAD TO RESORT TO DRY DOCKING.
by Jesse Millpage February 3, 2019
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dry hang

hanging out with people without consuming alcohol
You're coming tonight,right?
Yes, but I'm gonna do a dry hang.

How do you mean?
Mean I'm not gonna drink.
by Undina Vaga February 10, 2019
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Dry carrot

When he wants to put it in immediately with zero foreplay and no lube. Like a dry carrot rubbing against a paper towel. Freaking ouch.
I thought I set the mood and we’d take things slow but he was all about the dry carrot and I couldn’t wait for it to end.
by Kking11 September 20, 2018
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