Cajun clam

The Cajun Clam is a sexually transmitted infection that is commonly spread around the New Orleans and Panama City Beach region, where it thrives deep in the snatches of low class hookers. The Clam spreads rampantly during the weeks of college spring breaks when it's most acceptable for college kids to throw all shame and dignity out the window for a week. The Cajun Clam has other street names depending on the region such as the CC or the Dirty Steamer.

Symptoms include:
A burning sensation while and/or after urinating
Dark red discoloration around infected area

Persisting odor

May experience cold ears due to restricted blood flow

Not receiving immediate medical attention can result in severe intestinal (including sphincter) ulcers

If treated properly, the effects of Cajun clam can be completely reversed.

"Hey man how'd your vacation go? Did you tame some strange?"

"Hell yeah pal, but I caught the Cajun clam from some one eyed bartender down during Mardis Gras"

by BigZHalfChub October 9, 2016

Clam Chowdah

The act of cuming inside a vagina then eating said vagina out afterwards.

I jizzed in the old lady's twat and now it's time for some clam chowdah.

by Lukeflytalker September 13, 2016

clam patty

A vagina that is loose, saggy, and smells like fish.

Once I was her clam patty , I tapped out.
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by LaLa1914 September 7, 2016

clam shiner

Clam shiner means dickhead. It is a term you can use in public without offending those around you. Clam is slang for vagina. The penis head is "the shiner" when used the stimulate the woman during sex. Hence the term "clam shiner" in place of dickhead.

Why must you always be such a clam shiner around my friends?

by Abberdabber September 6, 2016

Clam bash

The act of banging clam in a hard fashion or you just caught a lot of clam

This is a good ole fashion clam bash

by Gbaky September 5, 2016

clam mitten

A vagina.

"Girl's got a clam mitten so tight, it's poppin' out pearls!"

by JamesBeans September 2, 2016

dead clam

When your vagina knows before your head or heart does that a particular lover is not for you, and refuses to have an orgasm.

I went to Thailand with my yoga teacher expecting fireworks, and had the biggest dead clam of my life. Worst. Ever.

by PDXMike August 11, 2016