Dakota Roberts

The cutest guy ever. His red hair turns me on and makes me horny. I love Dakota Roberts so much.

1: Is that Dakota Roberts?
2: Yes, he's my boyfriend.

by ae90-iuyszcxghjhvc[cv-iucb December 3, 2025

Cheap Justice Roberts

Nickname among the other Supreme Court Justices for John Glover Roberts Jr. (born January 27, 1955) is an American jurist who has served since 2005 as the 17th chief justice of the United States.

There goes Cheap Justice Roberts again, selling out to Diaper Donald and his MAGAt Republican extremists. Roberts has failed our nation and its laws.

by LaughingAloud December 9, 2025

Robert Newman

Robert is a social studies teacher at EHS. He's known for crashing out due to misophonia, watching AI presentations, and celebrating Christmas at his annual block party.

Robert Newman just gave me 90 pages of reading, I'm not doing all this.

by benalmon08 December 11, 2025

Robert Ticklerius

A Sigma boy and R-T legend.

Person 1: I am addicted to watching Robert Ticklerius.
Person 2: Stay like that.

by Necroptosis January 19, 2025

Roberted

When someone commits an act of petty malice against a coworker.

I've been Roberted!! Someone put soap in my coffee!!

by Ultizz January 20, 2025

Robert

Boar

Robert is a boar

by anonymous January 31, 2025

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025