Omar paper

A person who is very rich

Oh my god! Omar has a lot of omar paper 😱😱

by Akhumaltash July 1, 2023

toilet paper

dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day

toilet paper gives me an itchy ass

by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 3, 2023

Paper Alibis

A person who can't leave a toxic relationship and hurt themselves to make their partner love them

James: Have you heard that Tetra is in a Paper Alibis?

John: That's sad.

by 1x2x3x4 White Yo July 9, 2023

wet paper

pathetic and luigi

kieran thinks that stupid zombie song isnt sexy. he is a wet paper

by thezombiesfan229 July 20, 2023

blotting-paper

Blotting paper, sometimes called bibulous paper, is a highly absorbent type of paper or other material. It is used to absorb an excess of liquid substances (such as ink or oil) from the surface of writing paper or objects.

I want to buy some sort of paper which absorbs excess liquid from a object or writing paper
You should use blotting-paper

by 24092009 November 25, 2021

Morning paper

A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place

Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.

by Nihilisticbear November 27, 2021

Kitty paper

The shreds of toilet paper left over after a cat has clawed a roll.

Sorry, I'm out of whole rolls but I have a bunch of kitty paper you can use.

by Bdubya76 July 18, 2022