Pipe

A term used by people with less intelligence quota than fingers. In its simplest form, it is used to refer to a friend. Often used in modern-day British slang.

Person: "Hey man"
Dumbfuck: "Safe pipe"

by The Doomsayr November 15, 2011

Poo Pipe Potholer

A person (usually male) who regularly enjoys deep anal-sex.

"That Poo Pipe Potholer rammed me all the way into my bowels. I ain't shit for a week."

"So my dear. I fancy a bit of Poo Pipe Potholing tonight. Get the Vaseline."

by MickTheSick September 22, 2011

Rusty pipe water

Whiskey and tonic, prepared in the same ratio as a gin and tonic.

Would you like a glass of rusty pipe water?

by MrJuly October 12, 2011

Lead pipe liam

Someone who will take care of business for you, using his sturdy lead pipe

We have a few obstacles in our way, we better call in lead pipe Liam to take care of the job

by Savage_Moose January 14, 2023

Pipe

Another word for gun

Ay nigga, you got ur pipe on you?

by Jpain100 January 15, 2023

420 pipe

420 is a code number for marijuana. So therefore, a 420 pipe simply means a marijuana pipe.

Hey man, I'm gonna smoke some 420 in my 420 pipe, you should join me.

by Eagles Are Awesome January 24, 2023

Pipe Dream

When you want to fuck someone you have next to no chance of fucking

Man 1: Imma fuck Lisa one day
Man 2: You ain't fuckin her, that's a pipe dream

by DumDumtheGenius January 24, 2023