You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.
by Urban dictatur December 3, 2023
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Person 1: Today is so cold I'm literally wearing two sweaters.
Person 2: No I know, it's so cold I'm actually thinking about wearing two pairs of socks.
Person 2: No I know, it's so cold I'm actually thinking about wearing two pairs of socks.
by ShigShug December 9, 2023
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Bitch who thinks she knows it all because of all the bugs she got gathering on her ma f* cking nose ring.
Has a lot to say, makes them think it's all true.
Has a lot to say, makes them think it's all true.
"Officer Trevor, we need your report on The Aboveground SlaveStay."
O.T. : " Oh,...I didn't bother writing it down, I googled her name....no knows ring."
O.T. : " Oh,...I didn't bother writing it down, I googled her name....no knows ring."
by NoSenseSickle 🥒is that pickle December 12, 2023
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You: ".....You..... You Know Who Else Logs?..... Mother?"
You: ".....You..... You Know Who Else Logs?..... Mother?"
by dxpe? December 15, 2023
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"I know you're asleep but I just wanted you to know that I love you lots, and I couldn't live without you"
by Sudo C0 December 19, 2023
Get the I know you're asleep but mug.I'm thinking I have the biggest crush on someone cant tell him his friends know constantly get shipped with him and well yeah hope he likes me back please say he does because I like him to the moon and back so yeah rizz I'm not quit a Jesus 'm more of an apostle I cant turn water into wine but I can turn you into mine well bye
by crushing on people July 9, 2023
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