Jacob is a kind, caring person who will always be there to make you smile. He generally loves coffee, cats and most of his friends. With his great sense of humor, his incessant dad jokes, and his bright, contagious smile, he will brighten your day in an instant. He had a tendency to repeat his bad dad jokes, but that's okay because you can't help but laugh at it anyways. This boy knows how to make conversation about anything, and is never boring.
He's smart, intelligent, intuitive, and philosophical when needed. However, his modesty prevents him from admitting to this. Although he likes to keep an image of being a bas-ass, which he is, deep down, he's a big softie. He doesn't want to admit it to anyone, but someone out there knows that he is.
Whether you're sad, angry, you had an off-day, or you just need a nice shoulder-rub, he's there for you. He'll try his damnedest to make your day better. Jacob is often a very good listener and will try to help you if you come to him with a problem. He doesn't like it when his friends are sad or unhappy, so he does what he can to make them smile; I guarantee you, 99.9% of the time, it works!
If you have a Jacob in your life, keep him around and remind him how much he means to you.
He's smart, intelligent, intuitive, and philosophical when needed. However, his modesty prevents him from admitting to this. Although he likes to keep an image of being a bas-ass, which he is, deep down, he's a big softie. He doesn't want to admit it to anyone, but someone out there knows that he is.
Whether you're sad, angry, you had an off-day, or you just need a nice shoulder-rub, he's there for you. He'll try his damnedest to make your day better. Jacob is often a very good listener and will try to help you if you come to him with a problem. He doesn't like it when his friends are sad or unhappy, so he does what he can to make them smile; I guarantee you, 99.9% of the time, it works!
If you have a Jacob in your life, keep him around and remind him how much he means to you.
Friend #1: Jacob's really nice. He always knows how to make me laugh and brighten my day.
Friend #2: Yeah, he's a really cool guy. Pretty bad-ass, too.
Friend #2: Yeah, he's a really cool guy. Pretty bad-ass, too.
by A Person You Don't Know. . . November 19, 2019
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Get the Jacob mug.A really nice guy if you are nice to him. Is often hyper and made fun of by his teachers and classmates. He is selfless and would go to great lengths to help others. He treats his friends like royalty and is pretty down to earth. Loves playing video games and being active. Doesn't have very many friends. Not always cute at first sight. Is very comical and will make people laugh, even if it at him because he wants everyone to have a good time, even if he isn't.
Joe: Yo Jacob, how you doing?
Jacob: I'm doing pretty good. You?
Joe: I'm ok. Can I borrow your motor home. I want to take the kids hunting.
Jacob: Sure what's mine is yours.
Joe: Thanks man.
Jacob: No problem.
Jacob: I'm doing pretty good. You?
Joe: I'm ok. Can I borrow your motor home. I want to take the kids hunting.
Jacob: Sure what's mine is yours.
Joe: Thanks man.
Jacob: No problem.
by Mr. Memesheep November 22, 2019
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Jacob got through the whole other team by covering them in grease as he gave them the querpo.
Jacob got through the whole other team by covering them in grease as he gave them the querpo.
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Get the Jacob mug.A man who is the best precision machinist in the world. Always rolls coal and fucks big booty bitches every night of the week in his combine as he is harvesting the corn to feed the poor of the United States, a country that he loves dearly. Jacob Renner loves his family more than anyone else in the world, especially his stepsister. He loves Coors light or Keystone beer, the amount of beer he consumes is the stuff of legend. He loves to drive fast in the F-250 flatbed truck that makes all the girl's panties drop at the sight of him rolling coal. Uttering the phrase 7.3 Liter is enough for any man to drop to his knees and pray that you may be saved by the reckoning that will come. However, Jacob is considered a closeted homosexual by some as he drove with only red tractors this harvest even though John Deere is the meta.
Jacob Renner rolls coal on his way home after eradicating all Chevy's, Dodge's, and economy cars and saving all the children from the burning down orphanage.
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