you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned

Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???

by I hv no idea what I'm doing December 19, 2022

Ear Hustle

To listen without your knowledge. To leave a window open to hear everyone's personal information.

She had ear hustle all day long.

by Ghost72 January 6, 2023

Inner-earing

The form of manipulating someone by repeatedly saying things that influence them in your favor of the topic. Interface with their opinion.

She was inner-earing in her son to not tell his father what she was doing behind her husbands back.

by Olinda Holiday January 7, 2023

ear drainage

When pus comes out of your ear as an ear infection.

The ear drainage was so painful.

by Debskelly1985 May 2, 2023

ear hurts so bad

ear hurts so bad.

ear hurts so bad.

by Debskelly1985 May 3, 2023

very dry ears

very dry ears.

very dry ears.

by Debskelly1985 May 3, 2023

Hotdog sandwich ears

When you overhear part of a conversation severely incorrectly.

Guy: did you just say you want to fuck my mom!?
Other guy: no, I said we’re going to the mall…
Guy: oh sorry, hotdog sandwich ears.

by ShleeBo May 13, 2023