Legion Air's disease

Pneumonia caused by taking too many flying classes.

Proper cockpit-pressurization may help student pilots avoid Legion Air's disease.

by QuacksO August 11, 2025

Osgood-Schlatter disease

German slang for deep throating addiction.

Also sound like ; awwgggawwgunslchaltssss!

Your Osgood-Schlatter disease is really flaired up, you get a raise at work? A reference to a chronic condition.

by Billnyecuminyoureye August 15, 2025

Little Bear Disease (LBD)

Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).

Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big

Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.

Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”

Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.

Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.

Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).

by Little bear baby August 16, 2025

Mad Clown Disease

A "mental illness" in which the afflicted avidly and blindly loves the "evil clown" character depicted in horror movies, haunted attractions, video games, and Halloween, even encouraging others to love it too, despite the negative impact on the world the "evil clown" character has. The afflicted will express defiance when asked to change their ways, believing nothing is wrong with them. The term comes from a term The Joker uses in Batman: Arkham Knight.

Mad Clown Disease reached one of its highest points when Stephen King's "It" hit the big screen in the 20'teens, when everybody started to go wild over Pennywise the Dancing Clown, despite the negative impact he has on the world. The syndrome spread like cancer and still does today.

by Info2go August 28, 2025

Pepperoni Disease

When a mans... pepperoni....is fatally ill.

His pepperoni just barfed in my arse! He must have pepperoni disease!

by DuckCheese8675309 August 31, 2025

Wokalzheimer's Disease

Dementia arising from the formation of protein plaque on brain surfaces, prevalent among late stage anti-White racists, antisemites and transvestites. Symptoms include morbid obesity, polychromatic fur growth, sadistic paedophilia, violent and often murderous outbursts, and loss of ability to reason.

After Patrick put on 200 pounds, died they/them's hair blue, engraved several bullets with the words "I hate Jews and crackers", and developed a habit of hanging around in the female toilets in hotpants and white kneesocks, the people who looked after they/them came to the reluctant decision that a period of confinement in a secure hospital was the only remedy for they/them's Wokalzheimer's Disease.

by Old Phardt October 3, 2025

Horasi Horasi Disease

A disease where you feel dizzy, lightheaded, sometimes itchy and causes violent spasms of the legs. It is most commonly found in Humans, Dogs and Giraffes

Bertie keeps running around, complaining about a headache, I think he's got Horasi Horasi Disease

by alius alibabwaus November 6, 2025