Bros dilemma

When it’s going to be 70 during the day, but 55 at night and you have to decide on wearing shorts.

Bro it’s feeling pretty good right now. Gonna rock these sweet pink shorts.

Yea, but it’s gonna be 53 tonight.

Sounds like you have the bros dilemma.

by ElJefe6969 May 29, 2018

couz-bros

When u knock up 2 chics who are sisters and they have boys: your sons are kinda brothers and kinda cousins.

Son: dad, are me n' Caden couz-bros?
Dad: no, of course not why would you think that?
Son: cuz mom said aunt krystel's kid is your son too.
Dad: well fuck...

by Elsavago February 28, 2020

Bussy Bros

Two bros that are so inseparable that you could very easily visualize them tribbing similar to that of lesbian women.

Y'all see Tim and Duncan over there? They're totally bussy bros.

by happily.quoted April 29, 2020

Bro Shizxl

Literally the coolest rapper/human being of all time. Born in 15 AD, I'm pretty sure he is Jesus Christs brother-in-law. In the year 1234 he started Bro Shizxl's Gang Of Thugs Club because gangs weren't aloud. I'm also pretty sure he was like president of China at a point, he loves his little buddy Yolo Swag King who was always his second in command of the gang of thugs club. Eventually in 2006 he started writing a rap album that is scheduled to release this year called "Me and My Thugs" with a single dropped in 2015 known as the Bro Shizxl theme song.

Bro Shizxl is goated out of his mind.

by bruh(with 27 u's) October 17, 2020

bro-by girl

When you wanna call someone bby girl but they're a guy and you guys are no-homo so you call eachother bro-by girl

Person1: you're my bby girl, no homo tho
Person 2: so I'm your bro-by girl?
Person 1: yeah bro

by handmethenoose April 1, 2017

bro-suck

When you suck the dick of your bro because you love them, as a bro, but that doesn't make you gay. You are just a good bro. Congrats.

I also like to refer to this as a "brojob" in public.

"Hey, can you suck my dick?"
"Dude, I'm not gay."
"Don't worry man, it's just a bro-suck!"

by Ntrllymprtnt April 4, 2017

Broing Down

Chilling with some bros and just having a good time; usually before an event or occasion

Broing down tonight would be sick, since we leave for our vacation tomorrow.

by brockison September 5, 2017