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Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure Cheese Sandwich

A cheese sandwich that pairs most excellently with watching the Bill and Ted series.

Ingredients:
White Bread
Craft Cheese Singles

Recipe:
Place a slice of bread in the center of a microwave safe plate, add 1 slice of cheese, add 1 slice of bread. Repeat until you have a 4 tier tower of bread and cheese.

Cook:
Microwave on high until the cheese melts and you have a soggy tower of cheese and bread.

Enjoy!
I’ll be god damned if I don’t eat a mother fucking Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure Cheese Sandwich every time I watch Bill and Ted!
by FreeGuitarLessons August 28, 2020
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Bill Maher Head Slam

A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.
conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.

liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)

conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.

(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010
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dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

pertaining to a numerical measurement that is decreasing very rapidly; temperature, a stock price, ball player's batting average, etc.
there's a cold front blowing in from the north; the temperature is dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants
by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008
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The ability to create imagination in ones mind, imaginability.
Do you have the imaginability (ima jen a bill ety) to conceive an idea?
by Lucy Parvin May 24, 2008
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the most insulating sentence that a person can say to someone.
You are a super knuckle kanuckle bill buckle banana truffle headass!
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someone who belongs to a wealthy family of pickles and is awesome. He is also good at math
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