To the man who carries the world on his shoulders, silently

I wanted to write this because sometimes I feel like words aren't enough to describe what I see when I look at you. I am endlessly proud of the man you are. You are truly wonderful, but I also see the parts of you that you hide from the world.

I see how deeply you care, how you pour your energy into the people around you, often consuming yourself just to make sure everyone else is okay. You sacrifice so much, and I know that sometimes you tend to forget about the most important person in that equation: yourself.

But look at what you have achieved. Look at what you’ve built for yourself and how you handle everything life throws at you. It’s breathtaking. You are a man of unshakeable integrity. To say you have a 'good soul' is an understatement; your heart is rare, and it is a gift to everyone who knows you. Please, never forget to keep some of that kindness for yourself, too.

To the man who carries the world on his shoulders, silently:

I Love You to the moon and back and even more.

by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia February 14, 2026

Poo Man group

While taking part in the timeless act known as the “glass-bottom boat,” a terrible mishap occurs. Instead of a plump, steamy loaf descending down, a volcanic eruption of hot liquid shit covers the table. At this moment, to save the occasion, one brave adult starts drumming on the diarrhea-laden table to their favorite beat. Now everyone is in the splash zone, rocking out to a good tune, getting covered in shit, and having a great time—just like how the Blue Man Group does the same thing, but with blue paint. Crisis averted!

Sandy knew she shouldn’t have drunk an entire gallon of expired milk, but when her explosion of ass-piss disrupted the night’s “glass-bottom boat” event, Chad decided to join the Poo Man Group and save the evening. Well done, Chad, well done!

by Sven's D February 15, 2026

Poo Man Group

While taking part in the timeless act known as the “glass-bottom boat,” a terrible mishap occurs. Instead of a plump, steamy loaf descending down, a volcanic eruption of hot liquid shit covers the table. At this moment, to save the occasion, one brave adult starts drumming on the diarrhea-laden table to their favorite beat. Now everyone is in the splash zone, rocking out to a good tune, getting covered in shit, and having a great time—just like how the Blue Man Group does the same thing, but with blue paint. Crisis averted!

Sandy knew she shouldn’t have drunk an entire gallon of expired milk, but when her explosion of ass-piss disrupted the night’s “glass-bottom boat” event, Chad decided to join the Poo Man Group and save the evening. Well done, Chad, well done!

by Sven's D February 15, 2026

Pac-Man Yaoi

Pac-Man x Blinky (the red ghost).

person 1: oh boy!! i really should draw something.. i have no ideas tho.
person 2: draw Pac-Man yaoi.
person 1: what now
person 2: pac-man kissing the ghosts
person 1: what the hell sure

by pacmanyaoi February 16, 2026

is-this-word-on-a-mug-man

Someone who wonders if this word is on a mug. Basically every word on here has a mug at this point.

"That guy's so worried about being on the urban dictionary and not getting a mug of his word. He's such an is-this-word-on-a-mug-man."

by Zachsworld February 20, 2026

Superior Man

One who might be described as better than everyone around him. Simply the best, or as he might say, superior, man.

Superior Man: "What can I say, I guess I'm just superior, man!"

by The Superior Man February 21, 2026

2 Man Skeleton

2 men who have boners (hence skeleton) and stack face up on top of each other on a sled like LEGOs. The bottom guy reaches around and uses the top man’s boner like a controller so they know which way to lean on the sled as they barrel down the ice track. But def not gay.

Omg—did you see the 2 man skeleton in the Olympics? Why would anyone do that?

by melissuhann February 22, 2026