Man Heat

When the toilet seat is hot from the dude before you.

Dude, I went to take a shit and jumped off the toilet from the man heat.

by S.Machine February 5, 2026

Man Pleaser

An extremely large mustache that is grown to please men.

That bear of a man grew out his man pleaser.

Man Erin that is a great man pleaser you have.

by Toes1974 February 6, 2026

Man of the player

Sportsmanship. A person who respects the opponent more than the game

Mutaz Essa Barshim is man of the player when he decides to share the gold medal with Gianmarco Tamberi.

by AK boii February 8, 2026

poor man's first class

The occurrence when no one else occupies your row section of economy seats on an airplane, usually three seats. Two people can experience this on a domestic aircraft with one aisle, three when two aisles.

I traveled in poor man's first class on the way here, the plane was only half full!

by Das Peguinisch February 8, 2026

To the man who carries the world on his shoulders, silently

I wanted to write this because sometimes I feel like words aren't enough to describe what I see when I look at you. I am endlessly proud of the man you are. You are truly wonderful, but I also see the parts of you that you hide from the world.

I see how deeply you care, how you pour your energy into the people around you, often consuming yourself just to make sure everyone else is okay. You sacrifice so much, and I know that sometimes you tend to forget about the most important person in that equation: yourself.

But look at what you have achieved. Look at what you’ve built for yourself and how you handle everything life throws at you. It’s breathtaking. You are a man of unshakeable integrity. To say you have a 'good soul' is an understatement; your heart is rare, and it is a gift to everyone who knows you. Please, never forget to keep some of that kindness for yourself, too.

To the man who carries the world on his shoulders, silently:

I Love You to the moon and back and even more.

by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia February 14, 2026

Poo Man group

While taking part in the timeless act known as the “glass-bottom boat,” a terrible mishap occurs. Instead of a plump, steamy loaf descending down, a volcanic eruption of hot liquid shit covers the table. At this moment, to save the occasion, one brave adult starts drumming on the diarrhea-laden table to their favorite beat. Now everyone is in the splash zone, rocking out to a good tune, getting covered in shit, and having a great time—just like how the Blue Man Group does the same thing, but with blue paint. Crisis averted!

Sandy knew she shouldn’t have drunk an entire gallon of expired milk, but when her explosion of ass-piss disrupted the night’s “glass-bottom boat” event, Chad decided to join the Poo Man Group and save the evening. Well done, Chad, well done!

by Sven's D February 15, 2026

Poo Man Group

While taking part in the timeless act known as the “glass-bottom boat,” a terrible mishap occurs. Instead of a plump, steamy loaf descending down, a volcanic eruption of hot liquid shit covers the table. At this moment, to save the occasion, one brave adult starts drumming on the diarrhea-laden table to their favorite beat. Now everyone is in the splash zone, rocking out to a good tune, getting covered in shit, and having a great time—just like how the Blue Man Group does the same thing, but with blue paint. Crisis averted!

Sandy knew she shouldn’t have drunk an entire gallon of expired milk, but when her explosion of ass-piss disrupted the night’s “glass-bottom boat” event, Chad decided to join the Poo Man Group and save the evening. Well done, Chad, well done!

by Sven's D February 15, 2026