second-cousin-9X-removed

Second-cousin-nine-times-removed (2C9R).

My second-cousin-9X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

second-cousin-10X-removed

Second-cousin-ten-times-removed (2C10R).

My second-cousin-10X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

Second-hand laughs

Where one person in a group finds something way funnier than everyone else and everyone starts to laugh at that person

or

Where one person's laugh is so funny that you laugh at it rather than whatever their laughing at.

My friend couldn't stop laughing at cats on YouTube and we all got second-hand laughs off him

by chundercat52 September 10, 2012

second date hussy

A woman who goes on two dates with two different guys in one evening. The first date is with a guy who usually provides a free dinner; and the second date is a sleep-over with her lover.

Sleeping with my second date hussy is such a turn on. My second date hussy is such a cheap date. I hope my second date hussy isn't cheating on me. Hey second date hussy, what's in the doggy bag? Thank you for texting me the menu before you ordered, you second date hussy.

by Diamond Jack October 22, 2012

Seasoned Seconds

a more positive outlook on the situation of sloppy seconds. Instead of looking down on someone with some experience, look at them like a seasoned veteran and get ready for some fun.

Bro1: Dude, that girl over there is so hot.
Bro2: Dude, she and I hooked up last night.
Bro1: Seasoned Seconds, Bro.

by Bronerific September 13, 2011

taking [Ketamine] for a second

When you snort some Ketamine but only for a short time so the effect only holds up for about 2 minutes

Person A: Why are you fucking my dog?
Person B: Sorry i was taking Ketamine for a second

by Chloroform47 November 17, 2018