Chocolate moose

What ladies get from wiping back to front.

Always wipe front to back or you'll end up with a chocolate moose .

by Trandle man January 25, 2018

Moo

A sweet girl, very funny, intresting and she looks very hot. She's very sportive and is a family person. She doesn't like if people touch here, only her husband can do that. She is very health and does care for people.

Person 1 : moo is so sweet
Person 2 : yes i want to be her husband i love her
Person 3 : yes her ass shakes during fucking

by Binkiewinkie January 2, 2017

moose slappin

A superlative of Slapin (similar to dope, awesome, delicious) that is used for something that is spectacularly awesome, sometimes food. But it's more than just slappin, you'd need two hands (like a Moose's antlers) to seriously slap for something that great (often used about food)--or lay a virtual slapin on someone who disputed it's amazingness. Also used in a virtual sense about online trolls in live chats.

"Those tacos from the mart next to the gas station are Moose slappin!"

or

"If you type one more stupid thing into this chat, you're in for a Moose slappin!"

by R0b0tMaker January 10, 2017

I'm a Moose

I don't mind. Casual way of suggesting one's uncaring thoughts on a matter.

"Hey dude what do you wanna do later?"
"I don't know man, I'm a Moose."

by Higgs66 February 8, 2017

midnight moos

Midnight moos is when you have a girl over but she was gross, or just bad! Like a cow.. moo

“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”

by Punanichicken December 12, 2019

mr moo

A three legged Chinese cat that is scared of big balls that look tasty. It is also retarded.

Oh sh!t there’s a mr moo

by Quikscope boy1234 December 15, 2019

Mr moo

A fucking retarded person who thinks it s a cow and doesn’t fucking add any of the definitions

It is also a tripod, Chinese and retarded

You don’t want to be a Mr Moo

by Quikscope boy1234 December 15, 2019