Brandon

Has a long gurrrrrthy juicy d*ck

If u see Brandon suck him off

by Cool guy November 22, 2021

Brandon

He looks mean on the outside , but deep down inside he has a kind heart for others. He’s the type of guy to have no friends, no girlfriends, just himself. Dating him means dropping your guy best friend, otherwise he will find him and put a bounty on him. Most Brandon’s also have back problems. Perhaps it is because they have to carry that giant phat cock around.

Yo look at Brandon! He’s such a loser complaining about his back a lot.

by definitelynotbrandon November 22, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is the realist nigga you’ll ever meet he’ll rearrange you’re bitch guts ,with his big dick , Brandon’s are fucking icons

“Brandon” took me from my nigga yesterday

by Big duck monster November 21, 2021

Brandon

likes gay men

Example: You know Brandon?
Example 2 : Yeah, he likes me and im gay!

by reqizy November 21, 2021

Brandon Foote

Brandon is a very big foot

Brandon Foote is a foot

by ianboomer October 18, 2019

brandon

brandon is the most annoying people you will ever meet. he is kinda ok looking but he’s never had a gf. well he dated that one girl for like a week but she looked like a rat. brandon doesn’t care about you and he bully’s people a lot.

“woah is that brandon “
“yeah i heard he’s really annoying”
“oh”

by kAyLiE bLaKe October 22, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is commonly known as "Pizza face". Brandons have so many pimples that they can last a whole YEAR on them. Brandons seem to have boyfriends who start with the letter "M"
Brandons also seem to like to be called "dad" or "pizza face 🍕"
Brandons seem to hate all the Claire's and Emma's and Kayley's

Brandons are sussy

Brandon is stinky and fishy

by Bob Ross 614 October 22, 2019