Sex

Something you won’t be able to achieve anytime in your life

You:
Crush:
You: wanna have sex
Crush: ewww no get away from me perv

by 69loney-boy420 February 26, 2020

Sex

Have sex

“Ahh push that dick in” amy moaned

“ of course “ Braden whispered in a Amy’s ear

Suddenly Braden took out his dick and pushed his finger in

“ deeper deeper” Amy moaned

“ until it hurts” Braden said

Listening to Amy’s moans only made him go deeper and deeper then he took his finger out of Amy’s vagina m and amy got on her knees and started to eat bradens big thick dick

“ mmm tastes good” Amy said as she stopped eating bradens cock

“ wait! I just remembered something WE FOGOT A CONDOM!”

Hey baby that was some amazing sex last night, your penis was nice and big

by I’m here and I’m dirty March 21, 2020

Sex

Some naked bullshit involving the peepee

Bob:"bruh i had sex"

jeff:"the fuck is that"?

by 0Dark April 30, 2020

Sex

It's not that easy for us. We're going to have one plus x plus x squared over two factorial, which is two plus x cubed over three factorial, which is sex.

Three plus three is sex.

by Mal11010011011100 May 5, 2020

Sex

Sex is like math.

You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,

And pray you don’t multiply

You wanna have SEX sometime, but remember what you learned today in math class.

by Anonymous #420 May 11, 2020

Sex

When your small penis goes into a pussy

Jakes small penis went into Sally’s tight pussy then she said "is it in” and yes that right there is sex

by Jakefromstootfarm July 19, 2020

Sex

why the fuck are you looking up sex in the Urban dictionary 😡get off now! Get some real porn

I just had sex with John it was the greatest

by DrSexyLmao July 20, 2020