scooby paper

Cloth used to clean up after intercourse.

Example: thanks for the lay Marty, can you please pass me the scooby paper?

by Scooby dumb December 15, 2022

No more paper?

When you need to print something but you realise you have ran out of paper

Oh no!
Is there No More Paper?

by cool dogs eat December 16, 2022

Toilet Paper

A Paper roll which has different uses, such as:
Wiping your butt
Eating the paper
Clean your nose with the paper
Become a mummie
Cum

Carol: Honey, I'm gonna go buy some toilet Paper!
Michael: Bring 69 rolls so I can transform myself into a fucking monster!

hehe, 69

by skippythetoiletfan December 22, 2022

toilet paper

dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day

toilet paper gives me an itchy ass

by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 3, 2023

Paper Alibis

A person who can't leave a toxic relationship and hurt themselves to make their partner love them

James: Have you heard that Tetra is in a Paper Alibis?

John: That's sad.

by 1x2x3x4 White Yo July 9, 2023

wet paper

pathetic and luigi

kieran thinks that stupid zombie song isnt sexy. he is a wet paper

by thezombiesfan229 July 20, 2023

Corn Paper

Another word or slang term for the husk of a corn cob.

"Hey senorita, do you have any more corn paper to finish wrapping these tamales"

by Mjf420 April 17, 2023